Dilpreet

Eat. Sleep.

August 25, 2014 at 10:15am
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August 22, 2014 at 9:59pm
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Exactly my questions before starting a book.

Exactly my questions before starting a book.

3:08am
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lacma:

We’re now on Snapchat! Add “lacma_museum” for some funny art snaps, exhibition sneak peaks, and more!

August 18, 2014 at 3:21am
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August 11, 2014 at 8:12am
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reviewinhaiku:

Guardians of the Galaxy

reviewinhaiku:

Guardians of the Galaxy

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August 9, 2014 at 7:46pm
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nerdology:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”


Note to self, you can be too smart to serve on a jury.

For future reference - how to get out of jury duty, Neil style.

nerdology:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

Note to self, you can be too smart to serve on a jury.

For future reference - how to get out of jury duty, Neil style.

August 4, 2014 at 5:46am
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July 29, 2014 at 10:20am
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parislemon:

nevver:

The New Yorker

Life’s a beach.

I can see the reference to the Botticelli painting! Thanks Italy!

parislemon:

nevver:

The New Yorker

Life’s a beach.

I can see the reference to the Botticelli painting! Thanks Italy!

(Source: newyorker.com)

July 7, 2014 at 2:20am
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June 24, 2014 at 9:03pm
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parislemon:

digg:

The future of communication. (via Expletive Inserted)

That email tho…

parislemon:

digg:

The future of communication. (via Expletive Inserted)

That email tho…